a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object.
We really really really can’t win.
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(Source: zesticola, via lets-go-lesbos)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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(Source: copulati0n, via myblacksexuality)
